-Annie Hall to Woody Allen as she pulls away in a cab
"That's fine. That's fine. That's great. Well, I don't know what I did wrong... I mean I can't believe this. Somewhere she cooled off to me."
-Woody Allen to himself
"Is it something that I did?"
-Woody to an older woman walking on the sidewalk.
"It's never something you do. That's how people are. Love fades."
-Older woman
"Love fades. God, that's a depressing thought."
-Woody to himself as he continues walking on the sidewalk
"You look like a very happy couple. Are you?"
-Woody as he stops an attractive, well-dressed couple on the street
"Yeah."
-Attractive girl in couple responds.
"So, how do you account for it?"
-Woody
"Um... I'm very shallow and empty, and I have no ideas... and nothing interesting to say."
-Attractive girl in couple responds.
"Ya, and I'm exactly the same way."
-Attractive man in couple responds.
"I see. Well, that's very interesting. So you've managed to work out something."
-Woody Allen
SO funny... I knew there was a reason I never enjoyed dating.
My favorite line: "I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." -Groucho Marx (attributed to)
and Woody goes on to say: "That's the key joke of my adult life in terms of my relationships with women."
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